Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of, Tori Embarrasses herself. Now this occasion did happen before the Tyler Oakley incident in case you were keeping track. And once again, I was in a room full of people.
A few months ago my friend Caitlin and I went to the movie's to go see Pitch Perfect 2. Now when the two of us go out together in any occasion it is going to be eventful one time we brought a whole thing of cupcakes into a movie. This time we actually bought snacks and this is where the story begins.
We had just purchased our movie popcorn which, let's face it, is the best popcorn ever. We were walking over to the ticket guy when I noticed I had dropped my ticket behind the next lady in line. Now a normal person would say "oh excuse me I dropped my ticket" hand their popcorn to their friend and pick it up. No not me. I awkwardly crouched down to pick it up and basically almost fell right on my butt in front of a whole lobby of move theater goers. It also didn't help that Caitlin was laughing. But the lady didn't notice.
So we proceed to the ticket guy. This is where I think that this isn't my ticket because it didn't look like Caitlin's. Caitlin gave her ticket to the guy and I then say,
"I think I lost my ticket but here's my receipt."
To which he replied with,
"Oh not this is your ticket. Theater 3 on your left...don't get lost."
And then Caitlin says,
"Don't worry that's why I'm here."
So basically the ticket guy thinks I'm an idiot and Caitlin confirmed that fact. This is why I don't go in public by myself people.
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Tori Embarrasses Herself: Tyler Oakley Tour Edition
I've decided to start a new series called Tori Embarrasses Herself because honestly it happens way more then it should. So welcome to another edition of Tori Embarrasses Herself: Tyler Oakley Tour Edition.
As I mentioned in my last post I went to the Tyler Oakley Slumber Party Tour last week. One of the requirements for the tour was to wear pajammas. Well it was 30 degrees out that day and I was not travelling to Vancouver in a onesies in 30 degree weather so I decided to put it on when I got in the theatre. Please note, I still died of heat.
When I got to my seat I took off my shoes to put on my onesie. When I went to sit back down I quickly discovered the chair and flipped back up so basically I kicked the chair and my shoe. And yes it did hurt. So I sat back down, the right way, and went to put my shoes back on. I found my one shoe and then I couldn't find my other shoe. I looked under all my bags, I even stood up and looked under my chair. My friend Caitlin was even helping me look, with a look of omg you are an idiot on her face.
Honestly, I had lost hope for my shoe. I was almost positive Caitlin was going to have to piggy back me to the Sky Train station. And then, Caitlin found my shoe. In the row behind me. So I had to awkwardly ask the girl sitting there, (who I later found out her name was Haley, follow her on Twitter @HaleyLysyk) She was cool about it but I mean I was there for five minutes. And I lost my shoe. There is a reason I am not allowed in public by myself. And this is one of them.
As I mentioned in my last post I went to the Tyler Oakley Slumber Party Tour last week. One of the requirements for the tour was to wear pajammas. Well it was 30 degrees out that day and I was not travelling to Vancouver in a onesies in 30 degree weather so I decided to put it on when I got in the theatre. Please note, I still died of heat.
When I got to my seat I took off my shoes to put on my onesie. When I went to sit back down I quickly discovered the chair and flipped back up so basically I kicked the chair and my shoe. And yes it did hurt. So I sat back down, the right way, and went to put my shoes back on. I found my one shoe and then I couldn't find my other shoe. I looked under all my bags, I even stood up and looked under my chair. My friend Caitlin was even helping me look, with a look of omg you are an idiot on her face.
Honestly, I had lost hope for my shoe. I was almost positive Caitlin was going to have to piggy back me to the Sky Train station. And then, Caitlin found my shoe. In the row behind me. So I had to awkwardly ask the girl sitting there, (who I later found out her name was Haley, follow her on Twitter @HaleyLysyk) She was cool about it but I mean I was there for five minutes. And I lost my shoe. There is a reason I am not allowed in public by myself. And this is one of them.
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